List of celebrities that died in 2011?

I don't know but I'm finding out right now on my cell phone in the corner of this hideously boring Christmas party.

Dyin' here.

"You can't judge me! Take a look at yourself!"

Never works in court!

Get an attorney next time.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

People don't rule the world you know

A phone book landed on my doorstep

Apparently delivered by a time traveler from the past!

An ancient scroll would be more useful.

I bet there are listings for "Borders" and "Woolworth's" in there.

I blame the ever-powerful loggers union.

Rotating tires?!

Hello! They rotate when you drive!

Especially when you turn!

Look at the hubcaps!

What a scam!

My credit card bill is due on Christmas?!

No Christmas amnesty?!

Godless heathens!