I think he is able to distract the IRS auditors....

....with the "never-ending beard and no-neck" thing.

Kind of like hypnosis!

Hey, if it works!

A lot of people in this White Castle look poignant

I think it's because they're essentially paying for a sack lunch.

That or it's something else.

I am going to a pretend everything happened!

BECAUSE I CAN'T SORT IT ALL OUT! THAT'S WHY!

Gonna "do" brunch

Workin' on my white people street cred.

If I bring in a falcon, will that ruin it?

I hear it's kind of stuffy in there.

My 9 year old pulled out this Battleship game still in it's unopened box

I asked him where he got it.

He said, "I dunno. Christmas?"

I asked him where it's been.

He said, "Never got to it."

S.P.O.I.L.E.D.

Hey, can I say I am not a fan of U2?

I mean I don't care if I am popular.......but I don't want to be unpopular. Or hated.

Same with Michael Jackson. Am I on firmer ground on that one?

Box for the poor: unlocked!

Front door of the church: same. (All are welcome!)

God helps those who help themselves! (Not in the bible but so what!)

THUG LIFE!