Hey guys!

Work up some tears while she is walking down the aisle.

Her family will LOVE you until............well the stuff that's gonna happen.

Here to help.

"Is this the line?"

When I was in second grade, they made a few kids repeat the grade because they kept asking this question.

(I knew that was the line but even if I didn't, I probably wouldn't have asked)

True confessions!

I use every piece of the napkin!

Not like some pansies.

Ohio State plays Miami of Florida this year?!

THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!


Can either team legally "win" considering their various probations and illegalities?


Does the winner play Burt Reynolds' prison team in The Longest Yard?


Why not drop the charade and just make it a punt, pass and kick competition?!


OHIO STATE IS PLAYING MIAMI OF FLORIDA THIS YEAR!


You can't make this up!

Just found out I don't have a Wikipedia page!

Extremely disappointed!

I was hoping for some wicked page vandalism at least!

I bet Winger would play for like 500 bucks right now

They can keep it low as no need to send a cut to any type of manager...........or even roadies.

"She's only seventeen! SEVENTEEN!"

Feelings cause problems

That said, robots rust if they get out in the rain.