Justin Bieber videos aren't that bad....

....if you mute them and play metal music over it.

It's too much work though!

Will probably just avoid.

This is what puts farmers out of business, you know

I heard Jamie Oliver has a hidden financial stake in this stuff.

Farmers need a union if you ask me.

Those chicks that write letters to murderers in prison?

Their vote counts as much as yours.

How's your day goin'?

Hey white people!

Enough with the power walking!

Annoying!

When the guitar comes out at a party....

...I'm out!

Don't care how much beer is left in the keg.

When they did the surgery....

....they found claw marks on the inside of my skull.

And how are you?

Where you goin'?

Actually, clicking "unsubscribe" was probably the most productive thing I've done all day!

Literal truth.

Hey, I will get going though!