Don't fall asleep reading Dr. Seuss

Guaranteed to dream!

It sure would be horrible to have pancreatic cancer....

....or to part your hair in the middle.

Asked my co-worker if her kids had seen the new Harry Potter movie

She said they don't do that stuff because it's not "godly".

Whoah boy!

I am not even going to bother asking about that new Planet of the Apes stuff.

Does anybody know if the Smurfs practice Christianity?

"Likeable"....

....is "killable" misspelled.

The Donner Party realized this real quick.

You can do anything you set your mind to!

Especially the easy stuff!

Going to church a week before the wedding.....

....so to get to know the preacher.

You know, put a face with a name.

THUG LIFE!

Man, those ASPCA "sad animal" commercials are really heart-wrenching!

But they can't guilt me into giving them any money.

I'll curse out Michael Vick.

But that's it.*

*We have a VERY spoiled shih tzu so we are doing our part.