Pretty excited about my grocery shopping today!

I think I really nailed it!

Perfect balance of solids, liquids and everything!

Not especially talented....

....but I am sure I could beat up the drummer of the Rolling Stones.

Could probably "out-drum" him too.

A little underwhelming physically if you ask me.

I bet I could do any job.....

....if I had access to Google.

Wikipedia not so much.

But it would help.

So Paul McCartney is engaged to be married!

I can't stop weeping...............tears of ambivalence.

Ok, but for the Iraq War reenactments....

....nobody wants to be the guys searching for WMDs.

Who wants to just wander around?

You're depressed?

Morrissey depressed or Vincent Van Gogh depressed?

Big difference, you know.

"I'm such a nerd!"

Nerds NEVER say this!

The people that say that are something else.

Don't be fooled.