I don't drink too much!

Just the right amount!

But constantly.

(Don't have a problem)

You know, a team playing literally hungry....

....would be at a significant disadvantage.

A cliche in need of improvement.

Do you think Lou Reed talks in the shower?

I mean he can't sing, right?

How old is too old to run away from home?

Asking for a friend.

Poet fatally slammed!

Some government regulation needed obviously.

I guess the word "horseplay" is pretty much ruined forever!

Thanks Jerry!

(I've been trying it out and "muleplay" just doesn't cut it. Still searching.)

There is a GOP debate two days before Thanksgiving!

Kids table for all those with less than 5% in the polls!