"Let there be peace on Earth"

"And let it begin with me.

With every step I take....."

I just noticed that one of my facebook friends is a high school chick

Hey Chris Hansen! Won't work!

Why isn't he trolling university coaching staffs about now?

Pretty soon the BCS Bowl Championship Game....

....will be pushed back so far, they are just going to do it every other year.

Except leap years. They got that extra day to play with there.

This lady I know has an overbite like Erin Burnett at CNN....

                                                                                
....and talks EXACTLY like her!

It's the overbite, you know.

I am telling you, it's EXACT! Overbite speech, I call it.

Also, this lady can whistle like you can't believe. Ear-piercing, blow-your-ears-out whistles. Even blows away that whistling in "Jungle Love" by Steve Miller.

I bet Erin Burnett can do a pretty mean whistle. But not as good as my friend. You see her overbite is much bigger than Erin's.

Anybody need a Ph.D thesis topic?

You know those Mars rover things?

Never saw one do a wheelie, or a burnout.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE PRETTY FREAKING COOL, THAT'S WHY!

Sorry I bothered you from botany book!

Geez.

When you use a plastic grocery bag to pick up your dog's "stuff"...

....you GOTTA make sure there is no hole on the bottom of the bag.

YOU GOTTA!

How's your day goin'?

I am not watching any more GOP debates....

....until they make it a "truth or dare" format.

Just not worth my time the way it is now.