Selasa, 13 September 2011

How riots start


One guy: "It's been so long!"

Next guy: "And hockey season isn't even here yet!"

Another guy: "This sucks. I'm getting the itch."

Some dude: "Hey, let's go monitor police activity!"

A cretin: "No, dude. That takes too long and some of us have warrants remember?"

The thinker: "Yeah. Hey! Lets' just go out and loot and wreck stuff and complain about the "unemployment rate" and lack of a "safety net" and "societal problems".

(silence)

Somebody screams: "Well somebody write that down!"

All: "YEAH. LET'S GO PILLAGE!"

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