And they said Obama wasn't born here!

Hey, Easter Island ain't in the U.S. you know!

If Obama is such a great speaker....

....then how come he can't get the Republicans to agree with him on anything? Even just a few points.

Oh that's right, they hate him with a passion. No way that mere words from a gifted speaker ever changes that.

Come on! Give the man a break!

He can't even drive!

How would you like someone to take away your keys?

Show some compassion already!

Polls say Obama would beat a generic Republican 45-39

Well he already beat a geriatric Republican 53-46!

Hello Republican strategists!

You gotta "g" problem!

Ok so tomorrow night....

....Ryan Seacrest announces the winner on the results show.

Right?